From A to Z: Blondopedia

Sometimes I don't quite understand why words have a different meaning then they portrait. It is so obvious at times, I don't need an encyclopedia; I have my own Blondopedia!

BANKRUPTCY: bank-rupt-cy, (pronounce: bank-rup-see)
Building where money is saved, that is stuffed to the gilts, it causes the building to crack. (Don't look for the money that might be rolling out, it went down the drain).

CANDIDATE: can-di-date, (pronounce: can-dee-date)
A person trying to win someone over with sweet talk.

ELECTION: e-lec-tion, (pronounce: e-lec-shun)
A lecture, lesson, or teaching, given online.

INDECENT: in-de-cent, (pronounce: in-dee-sent)
Being broke, bankrupt, left in a position where you don't have a cent.

MANAGER: man-ager, (pronounce man-a-dzjur)
person in higher position, responsible for giving employees grey hair by constantly nagging them.

PHILANTROPIST: phil-ant-ro-pist, (pronounce: fill-ant-row-pist)
1) a person highly skilled in keeping their balance on the tight rope.
2) someone too antsy to wait his/her turn and jumps the line.

WALLET: wall-et (pronounce: wall-it)
A mainly useless device, supposedly to keep money in, but it is not serving it's purpose. It is suspected to either get lost entirely, or to come with holes in it. Money seems to go out faster, then it comes in. It's almost always empty.

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