FOX NEWS: Will Obama Smoke in White House?
No doubt, there will be accommodations made for Barack Obama to blow smoke. My suspicions are, there will be a room designated especially for smoking. Maybe even a nice screened in porch, or balcony, where he can go without being rained on, or eaten alive.
They will probably disable a smoke detector and let him have at it, without the smoke alarm going off all the time. Although, you never know. Where there is smoke, there could be a fire as well and the last thing we would want, is for Obama to be the man who went up in smoke.
Nah, they will not refuse the President to light up. I can not see them tell Obama his habit has to go up in smoke and the only thing he could do, is to put it in his pipe and smoke it.
One great objection to smoking inside is, that everything gets so dingy and turns into a smoky yellow. Smoke and mirrors don't go over too well with the working class. The cleaning ladies may not be very thrilled with Obama smoking inside. Eventually it could be, we might have to change the name of the residence in to the Yellow House.
Or The Smoke House!
They will probably disable a smoke detector and let him have at it, without the smoke alarm going off all the time. Although, you never know. Where there is smoke, there could be a fire as well and the last thing we would want, is for Obama to be the man who went up in smoke.
Nah, they will not refuse the President to light up. I can not see them tell Obama his habit has to go up in smoke and the only thing he could do, is to put it in his pipe and smoke it.
One great objection to smoking inside is, that everything gets so dingy and turns into a smoky yellow. Smoke and mirrors don't go over too well with the working class. The cleaning ladies may not be very thrilled with Obama smoking inside. Eventually it could be, we might have to change the name of the residence in to the Yellow House.
Or The Smoke House!
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