CNN: Police: Many tips in missing actor case.

It definitely is one way to get back in the ranks of the famous again!

There were so many headlines to comment on today that I decided to make a compilation and just give you the scoop on my opinion.

CBS: Proctor & Gamble Keeps Tiger on the Shelf.
It sure is a Gamble, but with a Proctor Tiger might finally stay on the shelf.

CNN: Ticker: Famous ex-con runs for office.
I will refrain from any comment; you can give your own twist to it.

FOX NEWS: Smokers Have Lower IQs Than Non-Smokers.
What do they mean by that statement????????

ABC: Electronic Design Flaw in Runaway Toyotas.
This is getting old; we already were aware of that. What do they think we all are? Smokers?

CNET News: Going one week without Google.
Big deal! I went for about 40 years without it and still turned out fine. At least I like to think so.

FOX NEWS: Mom Finds Snake Head in Frozen Green Beans.
So much for eating healthy! I already suspected all this health food talk was nothing but snake oil.

USATODAY: Report: High blood pressure neglected in U.S.
No wonder; with all those politics, health care bills, recession etc. everyone in the U.S. is suffering from this condition. You can't treat them all.

TIME: What's in Household Dust? You Don't Want to Know?
Thanks, but no thanks! It will only add to my already elevated blood pressure which will be neglected and certainly will not go down by eating snake heads.

I need a smoke!