MSNBC: Are you smart? Take our weekly news quiz

1. Do you know, not to shake a soda before opening the can?
You learned, didn't you!

2. Can you walk and chew gum at the same time?
You are a multi tasking person!

3. Are you drooling in your sleep?
Hmmm, you should have learned by now to keep your mouth shut!

4. Do you know what toilet paper is for?
You picked something up along the way!

5. How much is 2 x 2?
You paid attention at school and have a good memory!

6. Do you put gas in your car to get somewhere?
Now, that is smart!

7. Are you aware, not to get a dog, that is bigger then you are?
Hah, you found out after being drug through the park on your belly, huh?!

8. Do you eat soup the moment it is served?
Ouch, that is not so smart!

9. Do you know, to walk you have to put one foot in front of the other?
Wow, we are impressed!

10. Has it occurred to you, you just wasted your time answering stupid questions?
Oh well, live and learn!

GRIN!!!