CNN: Busted iPhone? Call the 'doctor'

That is another one of those weird, useless tips. How can you call a 'doctor' when your iPhone is busted? Geezz, would somebody please wake up and think for a minute?

It is comforting to know however that there is a repairman handy and we don't have to dump the busted phone in the garbage. At least not right away; the hope it can be fixed is still present.

I can't escape this vague, suspicious feeling though this iPhone doctor is engaged by Apple and if that is the case, then I suppose we all know already what the doctor will recommend:

An Apple a day, keeps the doctor away!