Fox News: BIAS ALERT: Media Pin Meningitis on Romney?

Seriously? What's next? I suppose they will also blame him for the trillions of debt which have been accumulated over the past several years. Oh wait, they already claimed that was a consequence of the Bush administration.

It seems like there is nothing new under the sun.

CBS: Calif. grandma claims $23M lotto prize just in time.
What I don't understand is that a buyer of a lotto ticket wouldn't be on the edge of the seat when the winning numbers are drawn. Oh well, better late then never!

CNN: Why did the salmon cross the road?
For the same reason why the chicken did; because it could and it wanted to get to the other side.

CBS: Replica Haunted Mansion for sale.
I suspect there are plenty more for sale. It may not be obvious at first glance and they may not all be mansions, but every day spent in there would be a living nightmare!

CNN: Dentist buys back Halloween candy.
I would say that would fall under the category of noble gestures, especially when you consider it undermines his business and could eventually put him out of business.

Yahoo!: Darth Vader cuts loose in Disneyland.
He better watch out not to run into the Queen of Hearts or it will be off with his head!

Fox News: Sandy Relief or Obama Rally?
I think they got it backwards. It would seem more likely to pose the question: Sandy Rally or Obama Relief?!