Blondopedia 3

I have found some more explanations for several words with another meaning then what is claimed in the dictionary. I am not sure why they should portrait something different then what is so obvious.

DECENT: de-cent, (pronounce: dee-sent)
Being robbed off every penny (cent) you have, leaving you broke.

DONUTS: do-nuts (pronounce: doe-nutz)
1. A female deer with Mad Cow Disease.
2. Quick, easy, sweet food for the masses and is mainly associated with law-enforcers.
3. An unsolved mystery. The hole in the donut has been scientifically explained, but the missing part has never been found. Yet.

PMS (Poor Mental State): (pronounce: pee-em-es)
Reoccurring monthly disease under women, apparently contagious, since most women suffer from it. This disease is infamous for it's diminishing effect on the mental and increasing effect on the emotional not-well-being. It is also referred to as LMS (Lethal Mood Swings), or Pandora's Box (nothing good comes out of it). It has great man-repellent qualities, but the germs affect the entire immediate environment as well. It should cure itself within a few days to a week. In some cases, it never does

PROFIT: pro-fit, (pronounce: prof-fit)
Extra money made by selling and/or trading. It usually is a goal that is set, but hardly ever comes to fruition.

WINDFALL: wind-fall (pronounce: wind-fall)
Huge pile of money gathering in one place. Usually there, not here.

I have no doubt I will find more words which can be simplified, or shall we say 'blondified'. Eventually, I might be able to write a book, hehe.