ABC: OCTOBER SURPRISE: Stock Market Not So Spooky.

How can they say that? Halloween has yet to come!

There were several more headlines which caught my eye today and prompted the following reaction:

ABC: 10 Ways to Save On a Family Ski Vacation.
The best way to save: don't go!

CBS: President Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize.
I must have been unconscious for a while; I didn't know we made peace with Afghanistan and Iraq.

CNN: NASA crashes on the moon in hunt for water.
Somebody was thirsty. I would suggest to bring an extra gallon of water next time.

FOX NEWS: Europa's Ocean Has Oxygen, May Support Life.
It seems like NASA crashed on the wrong moon.

THE NEW YORK TIMES: New Orleans Police Face Swarm of Inquiries.
I don't think a spray can of bug repellent will help here!

USATODAY: Troubled minds can mean wider waistlines.
What about inquiring minds???

USATODAY: Imelda Marcos' shoe collection saved from Philippine floods.
Yeah... like that was important! I hope they will give them to those who lost everything.

TIME: John McCain: Can He Mend Fences with the Right?
I had no clue John McCain was left handed?!

... and these were just the headlines at the crack of dawn. I think I call it a day!