CBS: One year after the BP spill: Where's the oil?

According to some scientists the oil dispersed in to thin air and some micro-organisms ate it. Oh, really? Then why are there still constantly tar balls washing up on the shore and other scientists claim this will the case for at least the next two years?

Something is fishy here, but all we can do is wait and see what kind of mutated fish we will catch in the near future.

I anticipate they deny it has anything to do with the oil spill and try to make us believe they discovered an entire new species which has been hiding under the rocks for thousands of years.

The question then would be; Why did they suddenly surface?
The logical answer would be: Because there is oil under the rocks, of course!

Not that they would ever admit to that and practically everyone already knows what BLTWY: The BP oil spill's surprise endings are where BP is concerned:

Put a lid on it!