The Scoop

Many headlines caught my attention this morning and prompted the following considerations:

ABC: Sen. Blanche Lincoln Faces Tough Runoff Battle.
If it is going to be so difficult for her to run away then I would suggest she better start exercising.

CNN: Firefighters' rap song pushes safety.
I find it truly sad that the firefighters have to push safety. I always was under the impression that safety started at home???

FOX Business: Is the World Broke?
If it ain't broke, don't fix it, but if the world is really broke..... who will hold it together?

CNN: Ticker: Obama to return to high school.
If the president needs a second job; the world must be broke!

CBS: "Shrek" Tops Weak Box Office Again.
Of course it does. I don't see why that would be such a surprise. Are ya donkey???

As far as all the headlines go concerning the oil spill, I can only come to the conclusion that it will result in a BP: Big Payment!