Scoop Of The Day

I came across so many headlines this morning which enticed and/or sparked a thought or remark right off the bat and I figured I better get them off my chest.

ABC: SUV Flips at Gas Station: Caught on Tape.
I can't blame this SUV; who wouldn't flip if they had to pay almost 4 bucks for one bite of a burger?

ABC: Kat Von D and Jesse James Engaged Again.
I guess they flipped too, huh?

CNN: Kat Von D's 'LA Ink' canceled.
Don't worry; they will get engaged again.

ABC: HP, Biggest PC Maker, Leaving Field.
What am I to do when my HP laptop breaks down? That leaves me with a bitter taste in my mouth!

CNN: Should president go on vacation?
Why don't we all? Let's take a long, long vacation until the economy is on the rise again.

Fox News: Porker on a Diet.
I wonder who this pig has got a beef with.

Fox News: UFO Seen Over China Airport.
It isn't an Unidentified Flying Object; it is the first sign of Unexpected Federal Overtax.

MSNBC: Orange goo saga: It wasn't eggs after all, experts say.
You didn't have to be an expert to figure that out; if it wasn't for the color then the smell would have given it away.

TIME: Want to Live Longer? Turn Off Your TV.
Been there done that and staring at that black screen bored me to death!