ABC: Weird Signs of Health Troubles
I don't even want to know what those are. I already have my hands full dealing with all those other signs which are not considered to be weird. I was told those classify as old age. Really? Discovering wrinkles, age spots, and a finding physical limit which you never encountered before is normal? How weird is that?
There are some more weird things going on in the world. I stumbled across several headlines in the media this morning which left me with more questions than answers. How about this one: CBS: Meat, dairy may be as harmful to health as cigarettes: Study?
Okay, so we eliminate those from our diet. Let's see what that leaves us with which is not harmful to digest. I guess anything with the ingredients for fabricating yoga mats is fine. Nope, that's not weird.
Staying in the food department, ABC: Man Heads to Court Over $42 Girl Scout Cookie Purchase. I am surprised the first lady hasn't put a ban on the sales of those yet, seeing how she is so concerned with our eating habits.
The person going to court over this purchase may be taking the first step in that direction though. I hope not, because they may bite off more than they can chew. They might encounter numerous tough cookies and regret they ever sank their teeth in this subject.
And those tough cookies don't come with free dentures!
There are some more weird things going on in the world. I stumbled across several headlines in the media this morning which left me with more questions than answers. How about this one: CBS: Meat, dairy may be as harmful to health as cigarettes: Study?
Okay, so we eliminate those from our diet. Let's see what that leaves us with which is not harmful to digest. I guess anything with the ingredients for fabricating yoga mats is fine. Nope, that's not weird.
Staying in the food department, ABC: Man Heads to Court Over $42 Girl Scout Cookie Purchase. I am surprised the first lady hasn't put a ban on the sales of those yet, seeing how she is so concerned with our eating habits.
The person going to court over this purchase may be taking the first step in that direction though. I hope not, because they may bite off more than they can chew. They might encounter numerous tough cookies and regret they ever sank their teeth in this subject.
And those tough cookies don't come with free dentures!
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