FOX NEWS: Alien Abduction Day Arrives, But Will Little Green Men?

First of all: I was neither aware that day existed nor what date that would be.
Secondly: It came and passed without any Extra (-ordinary) Terrestrial occurrences on my end.

I just found out that March 20th supposedly has been designated as Alien Abduction Day. Even though that should not have come as a big surprise, because nowadays a reason to celebrate something is easily found, to me it came out of the blue. It, or rather the little green men, stayed there as well. Or did they???

There is no way of knowing; they may already have been among us. Look at it this way: if they are intelligent enough to develop something as complicated as spaceships, then they are intelligent enough to launch a surprise attack.

They probably would take advantage of St. Patrick's Day to mingle among the earthlings; no one would notice because it is green everywhere you look anyway. They certainly would let Alien Abduction Day pass by, because everyone expects them to spring into action and is alert.

No, they would get in gear when we would least expect it. I suggest we better stay on guard.

They might still be out there!