ABC: Barbie, the First Woman on Mars?

You got to be kidding me. In my humble opinion, she has got no business going there. Unless it is to conquer the planet by giving any remaining aliens a false pretence and plant images of a plastic reality in their brains. I find that a terrifying idea. Maybe they ought to send Ken instead.

Not that it would make that much of a difference concerning a factual representation of life on earth, but at least it would make more sense. Barbie should wait her turn. Maybe she can go when the Venus mission is getting off the ground and she can finally return to her stomping grounds.

We all know that men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Fox News: Man struck by lightning now recovering from shark bite.
Another person who might be terrified is this guy. He must be jinxed or something. I know we all run into a spell of bad luck at times. This is out of the ordinary though, but hey, what can you do about it?

Stay inside, I guess.

CNN: Obama talks terror with Leno.
We have enough on our plates as it is and I for one didn't need another nightmare, so I didn't bother to watch it. I am already terrified when learning that there is another speech on the agenda. You never know what to expect. One thing is for sure; it is hardly any good these days. Goodbye White House.

Hello House of Horrors!